dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Duck Duck Cougar?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity