Nicole vs. Life
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi