if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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