BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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