Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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