K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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