And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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