Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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