I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
id be glad to
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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