Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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