Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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