great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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