i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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