Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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