you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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