found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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