my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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