Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Of course I have a pirate flag
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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