is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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