do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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