Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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