Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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