Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i think i just lost a toe
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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