You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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