we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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