Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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