maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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