I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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