I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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