I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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