I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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