I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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