i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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