Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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