you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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