It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Enjoy the penises
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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