I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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