Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
