Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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