Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
