Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
