oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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