I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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