sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
