i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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