So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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