Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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