what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I need to sanitize my soul.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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