my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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