WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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