Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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