I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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