There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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