I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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