Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
