did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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