just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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