i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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