Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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