Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake