At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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